one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.
My cat sits like this when he gets excited
BRACED FOR IMPACT
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
not texting back is only okay when I do it
Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.
doin a group project like
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen